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   Before I could finish reading; Madison slapped it on the desk。 His eyes glowed。 〃The next day after that story; the Whiz Kid is going to order the original settlers out。 After that we can get the Indian Bureau; Department of the Interior; on it and we can have another Battle of Wounded Knee and get a headline for every Federal marshal killed。 And next week the Whiz Kid will escape by robbing a train。。。。〃
   That startled me。 I said; 〃Where does this train e from? What's it doing here?〃
   Madison sat back with a superior smile。 Rather pitying。 〃Please see somebody about your memory; Smith。 I distinctly told you a long time ago that I am trying to create the Jesse James image。 Don't you recall? It's the best immortal one handy。 You just don't understand public relations work; Smith。〃
   He had needled me too much。 I said; 〃Listen; Madison。 I came down to tell you that the Whiz Kid is behind this women's…right…to…not…be…thermonuclear…bombed bill。 It's ing right up before the UN Security Council。 He got it through the General Assembly using whores to lobby for it。〃
   〃Is that a fact?〃 said Madison; idly。 I put a bite in my voice。 〃Yes; it is! And you better get to work on it!〃
   〃Nope;〃 said Madison。 〃It doesn't fit the image。〃 〃But my Gods!〃 I said。 〃It's the TRUTH!〃 Madison gave an amused laugh。 〃Truth? What does PR have to do with truth; Smith? News today is entertainment。 Ask NBC; CBS; ABC; ask all the major papers。 They'll tell you。 News is the biggest entertainment draw in the world。 Now let me ask you; how can you entertain anybody by telling the truth? Preposterous! No; Smith; you just don't understand the modern media at all。 Let's leave this sort of thing up to me; shall we? And then we'll have 18…point MADISON SCORES AGAIN exclamation point unquote。〃
   Acidly; I said; 〃You forgot the front quote。〃 He said; 〃So I did。 Rewrite: 18…point quote get the hell out of here; Smith; and let me do my job!〃
   It was no wonder they called him J。 Warbler Madman。 I left before he started frothing at the mouth。 Even rabies was tame pared to the bite of PR men and the media。
   But I was worried。 None of them really seemed to get the danger in that UN bill。 If the Security Council passed it; Rockecenter would lose all his thermonuclear profit。 The Octopus Oil monopoly on uranium claims would be worthless。 Lombar would be raving。 And even worse; that Miss Simmons would be slobbering all over Heller as a prize hero。
   I was worried!
   I paced。
   Then INSPIRATION!
   I would go and see Miss Simmons!

PART FORTY…TWO
Chapter 1

   I leaped aboard an AA train and soon was speeding north。 My rendezvous with destiny would set off a chain reaction even Heller would be powerless to stop。
   The roar; roar; roar of the pounding wheels carried me relentlessly forward; oblivious of the churning crowd。 At last I was in action。 My mission of vengeance would be fulfilled。 Blood; red blood; would pay the awful price of putting me through the agonies which had spent my energies and lacerated my soul。
   At 116th Street I sprang off。 With stern and unrelenting face I made my way to Empire University。
   I found Miss Simmons in the Puppet Building of the Teachers College。 She was sitting at a classroom desk。 She had a wild look in her eyes…as well she might; haunted and destroyed by that villain Heller。
   She didn't have her glasses on and I knew very well she couldn't see without them。 They lay upon her desk and I covertly laid a book upon them as I sat down。
   〃I'm from the Morning Press;〃 I said。 〃I've e to interview you about the Antinuclear Protest Marchers' reaction to the UN bill on women's thermonuclear rights。〃
   She peered at me。 She said; 〃If they don't pass it; we're going to blow the UN up; New York Police Tactical Police Force or no New York Police Tactical Police
   Force。 I am president of the marchers now and what I say GOES!〃 She looked for her glasses; couldn't find them。 Then she added; 〃And you can quote me。〃
   〃There are black forces at work behind that bill;〃 I said。
   〃I'll hear no talk against minority groups;〃 she said。 〃The Harlem 'I…Will…Arise' Burial Society is right behind us to the grave。〃 She patted around; still looking for her glasses。 〃Haven't I seen you someplace before? In the psychiatric ward; maybe?〃
   〃You have indeed;〃 I said。 〃We're fellow revolutionaries。 I am from the PLO; actually。 The Morning Press is just my agent cover。〃
   〃Then we can talk freely;〃 said Miss Simmons。 〃Thermonuclear bombing has got to stop even if we destroy the whole world to do it。 Didn't I meet you in Psychology 13?〃
   〃You did indeed;〃 I said。 〃I sat right behind you and cheered you on all the way。〃
   〃Then your name is Throgapple;〃 she said。 〃I always remember my classmates。〃
   〃Correct;〃 I said。
   She was patting around trying to find her glasses again so I thought I had better distract her。 〃What are you teaching here?〃 I said; pretending to indicate the book; but actually moving it so her glasses dropped off the desk into my hand。
   〃Postgraduate deportment;〃 she said。 〃These young teachers go out into secondary schools and foul up。 So we preindoctrinate them to be calm and controlled; even cold; at all times。 Spare the child and spoil the rod is never used today。 Hysterical conduct by the teacher is frowned upon; even when she finds a can of worms in her purse。 Where the hell did I put my glasses? Do you see my glasses around anywhere; Throgapple?〃
   〃No;〃 I said; which was true; as they were now in my pocket。 〃But to get back to the Antinuclear Protest Marchers; what will be your statement if that UN bill does not pass the Security Council?〃
   I recoiled。 She had leaped up and began to pound on her desk and rave and rant in four…letter words that even I had never heard。 〃And you can quote me!〃 she screamed。 She sat back down pretty spent。 〃But of course their failure to pass it is unthinkable。 All the women of the world would tear them into little bits with their fingernails; laughing all the while!〃
   I don't like to see women get upset。 It recoils on one。 I decided I had better calm her down; put her mind on gentle hills and chuckling brooks。 I had to dim down that insane glare which still made caldrons of her eyes。 I said; 〃I understand you also teach Nature Appreciation。〃
   The glare got worse!〃Throgapple; there was once a time when I enjoyed those little Sunday rambles in the woods。 I could cheerily chatter to the rabbits and smile upon the daffodils。 But last year; Throgapple; an awful thing happened。 It changed my life!〃
   〃Tell;〃 I said。
   〃Throgapple; in a moment when my poor motherly heart swelled chokingly up in my breast with pity; I took into my class that vilest; that most awful; that most vicious species of malignant fauna ever devised by the devil。。。。〃 She was breaking down。 Her lips were twitching to disclose clenched teeth。 Her breath was ing faster。
   〃I understand;〃 I said gently。 〃A nuclear physicist named Wister。〃
   She leaped out of her seat。 She grabbed student chair after student chair; stacked them in a high tower and agilely scrambled to the top and sat there teetering。 She was glaring blindly all about。
   〃He isn't here;〃 I said reassuringly。
   〃Thank God for that!〃 she cried。
   Two students; probably for her next class; were standing in the door with their mouths open。
   〃I take it;〃 I said; 〃that you do not like him。〃
   She began to scream。 It hurt my ears。
   The two students thought I must be baiting her。 One of them ran off。 The other; a brawny youth; stood there glaring at me。
   Miss Simmons; apparently having run out of breath; stopped screaming。
   More students were gathering at the door。 The original one was whispering to the others and pointing first at me and then at Miss Simmons; sitting clear up to the ceiling on the rickety tower of chairs。
   〃Miss Simmons;〃 I said; speaking upward; 〃please let's get on with the interview。 Incontrovertible evidence has e into our office that there is a mammoth; elephantine cabal on the prowl to defeat that UN bill; and the editor ordered 

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