tp.lightfantastic-第38部分
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'Bring that torch here;' he said; 'and put that cigarette out!'
He waited for the explosion of infuriated pride。 But none came。 Instead; the offending mage removed the dogend from his lips with trembling fingers and ground it into the floor。
Trymon exulted。 So; he thought; they do what I say。 Just for now; maybe … but just for now is enough。
He peered at the crabby writing of a wizard long dead。
'Right;' he said; let's see: 〃To Appease Yt; The Thynge That Ys The Guardian 。 。 。〃 '
The crowd surged over one of the bridges that linked Morpork with Ankh。 Below it the river; turgid at the best of times; was a mere trickle which steamed。
The bridge shook under their feet rather more than it should。 Strange ripples ran across the muddy remains of the river。 A few tiles slid off the roof of a nearby house。
'What was that?' said Twoflower。
Bethan looked behind them; and screamed。
The star was rising。 As the Disc's own sun scurried for safety below the horizon the great bloated ball of the star climbed slowly into the sky until the whole of it was several degrees above the edge of the world。
They pulled Rincewind into the safety of a doorway。 The crowd hardly noticed them; but ran on; terrified as lemmings。
'The star's got spots on;' said Twoflower。
'No;' said Rincewind。 'They're 。 。 。 things。 Things going around the star。 Like the sun goes around the Disc。 But they're close in; because; because 。 。 。' he paused。 'I nearly know!'
'Know what?'
'I've got to get rid of this Spell!'
'Which way is the University?' said Bethan。
'This way!' said Rincewind; pointing along the street。
'It must be very popular。 That's where everyone's going。'
'I wonder why?' said Twoflower。
'Somehow;' said Rincewind; 'I don't think it's to enroll for evening classes。'
In fact Unseen University was under siege; or at least those parts of it that extruded into the usual; everyday dimensions were under siege。 The crowds outside its gates were; generally; making one of two demands。 They were demanding that either a) the wizards should stop messing about and get rid of the star or; and this was the demand favoured by the star people; that b) they should cease all magic and mit suicide in good order; thus ridding the Disc of the curse of magic and warding off the terrible threat in the sky。
The wizards on the other side of the walls had no idea how to do a) and no intention of doing b) and many had in fact plumped for c); which largely consisted of nipping out of hidden side doors and having it away on their toes as far as possible; if not faster。
What reliable magic still remained in the University was being channelled into keeping the great gates secure。 The wizards were learning that while it was all very fine and impressive to have a set of gates that were locked by magic; it ought to have occurred to the builders to include some sort of emergency back…up device such as; for example; a pair of ordinary; unimpressive stout iron bolts。
In the square outside the gates several large bonfires had been lit; for effect as much as anything else; because the heat from the star was scorching。
'But you can still see the stars;' said Twoflower; 'the ther stars; I mean。 The little ones。 In a black sky。'
Rincewind ignored him。 He was looking at the gates。 A group of star people and citizens were trying to batter them down。
'It's hopeless;' said Bethan。 'We'll never get in。 Where are you going?'
'For a walk;' said Rincewind。 He was setting off determinedly down a side street。
There were one or two freelance rioters here; mostly engaged in wrecking shops。 Rincewind took no notice; but followed the wall until it ran parallel to a dark alley that had the usual unfortunate smell of all alleys; everywhere。
Then he started looking very closely at the stonework。 The wall here was twenty feet high; and topped with cruel metal spikes。
'I need a knife;' he said。
'You're going to cut your way through?' said Bethan。
'Just find me a knife;' said Rincewind。 He started to tap stones。
Twoflower and Bethan looked at each other; and shrugged。 A few minutes later they returned with a selection of knives; and Twoflower had even managed to find a sword。
'We just helped ourselves;' said Bethan。
'But we left some money;' said Twoflower。 'I mean; we would have left some money; if we'd had any …'
'So he insisted on writing a note;' said Bethan wearily。
Twoflower drew himself up to his full height; which was hardly worth it。
'I see no reason…' he began; stiffly。
'Yes; yes;' said Bethan; sitting down glumly。 'I know you don't。 Rincewind; all the shops have been smashed open; there was a whole bunch of people across the street helping themselves to musical instruments; can you believe that?'
'Yeah;' said Rincewind; picking up a knife and testing its blade thoughtfully。 'Luters; I expect。'
He thrust the blade into the wall; twisted it; and stepped ack as a heavy stone fell out。 He looked up; counting under his breath; and levered another stone from its socket。
'How did you do that?' said Twoflower。
'Just give me a leg up; will you?' said Rincewind。 A moment later; his feet wedged into the holes he had created; he was making further steps halfway up the wall。
'It's been like this for centuries;' his voice floated down。 'Some of the stones haven't got any mOrtar。 Secret entrance; see? Watch out below。'
Another stone cracked into the cobbles。
'Students made it long ago;' said Rincewind。 'Handy way in and out after lights out。'
'Ah;' said Twoflower; 'I understand。 Over the wall and out to brightly…lit tavernas to drink and sing and recite poetry; yes?'
'Nearly right except for the singing and the poetry; yes;' said Rincewind。 'A couple of these spikes should be loose…' There was a clang。
'There's not much of a drop this side;' came his voice after a few seconds。 'e on; then。 If you're ing。'
And so it was that Rincewind; Twoflower and Bethan entered Unseen University。
Elsewhere on the campus…
The eight wizards inserted their keys and; with many a worried glance at one another; turned them。 There was a faint little snicking sound as the lock slid open。
The Octavo was unchained。 A faint octarine light played across its bindings。
Trymon reached out and picked it up; and none of the others objected。 His arm tingled。
He turned towards the door。
'Now to the Great Hall; brothers;' he said; 'if I may lead the way …'
And there were no objections。
He reached the door with the book tucked under his rm。 It felt hot; and somehow prickly。
At every step he expected a cry; a protest; and none came。 He had to use every ounce of control to stop himself from laughing。 It was easier than he could have imagined。
The others were halfway across the claustrophobic dungeon by the time he was through the door; and perhaps they had noticed something in the set of his shoulders; but it was too late because he had crossed the threshold; gripped the handle; slammed the door; turned the key; smiled the smile。
He walked easily back along the corridor; ignoring the enraged screams of the wizards who had just discovered how impossible it is to pass spells in a room built to be impervious to magic。
The Octavo squirmed; but Trymon held it tightly。 Now he ran; putting out of his mind the horrible sensations under his arm as the book shape…changed into things hairy; skeletal and spiky。 His hand went numb。 The faint chittering noises he had been hearing grew in volume; and there were other sounds behind them … leering sounds; beckoning sounds; sounds made by the voices of unimaginable horrors that Trymon found it all too easy to imagine。 As he ran across the Great Hall and up the main staircase the shadows began to move and reform and close in around him; and he also became aware that something was following; something with skittery legs moving obscenely fast。 Ice formed on the walls。 Doorways lunged at him as he barrelled past。 Underfoot the stairs began to feel just like a tongue 。 。 。
Not for nothing had Trymon spent long hours in the University's curious equivalent of a gymnasium; building up mental muscle。 Don't trust the senses; he knew; because they can