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〃It's not my fault that I have red hair; uncle Peter。 It's my misfortune。〃
Mr。 Pett shook his head。
〃Other people's misfortune; too!〃 he said。
CHAPTER II
THE EXILED FAN
LONDON brooded under a grey sky。 There had been rain in the night; and the trees were still dripping。 Presently; however; there appeared in the laden haze a watery patch of blue: and through this crevice in the clouds the sun; diffidently at first but with gradually increasing confidence; peeped down on the fashionable and exclusive turf of Grosvenor Square。 Stealing across the square; its rays reached the massive stone walls of Drexdale House; until recently the London residence of the earl of that name; then; passing through the window of the breakfast…room; played lightly on the partially bald head of Mr。 Bingley Crocker; late of New York in the United States of America; as he bent over his morning paper。 Mrs。 Bingley Crocker; busy across the table reading her mail; the rays did not touch。 Had they done so; she would have rung for Bayliss; the butler; to e and lower the shade; for she endured liberties neither from Man nor from Nature。
Mr。 Crocker was about fifty years of age; clean…shaven and of a fortable stoutness。 He was frowning as he read。 His smooth; good…humoured face wore an expression which might have been disgust; perplexity; or a blend of both。 His wife; on the other hand; was looking happy。 She extracted the substance from her correspondence with swift glances of her pelling eyes; just as she would have extracted guilty secrets from Bingley; if he had had any。 This was a woman who; like her sister Nesta; had been able all her life to acplish more with a glance than other women with recrimination and threat。 It had been a popular belief among his friends that her late husband; the well…known Pittsburg millionaire G。 G。 van Brunt; had been in the habit of automatically confessing all if he merely caught the eye of her photograph on his dressing table。
From the growing pile of opened envelopes Mrs。 Crocker looked up; a smile softening the firm line of her lips。
〃A card from Lady Corstorphine; Bingley; for her at…home on the twenty…ninth。〃
Mr。 Crocker; still absorbed; snorted absently。
〃One of the most exclusive hostesses in England。 。 。 。 She has influence with the right sort of people。 Her brother; the Duke of Devizes; is the Premier's oldest friend。〃
〃Uh?〃
〃The Duchess of Axminster has written to ask me to look after a stall at her bazaar for the Indigent Daughters of the Clergy。〃
〃Huh?〃
〃Bingley! You aren't listening。 What is that you are reading?〃
Mr。 Crocker tore himself from the paper。
〃This? Oh; I was looking at a report of that cricket game you made me go and see yesterday。〃
〃Oh? I am glad you have begun to take an interest in cricket。 It is simply a social necessity in England。 Why you ever made such a fuss about taking it up; I can't think。 You used to be so fond of watching baseball and cricket is just the same thing。〃
A close observer would have marked a deepening of the look of pain on Mr。 Crocker's face。 Women say this sort of thing carelessly; with no wish to wound: but that makes it none the less hard to bear。
From the hall outside came faintly the sound of the telephone; then the measured tones of Bayliss answering it。 Mr。 Crocker returned to his paper。
Bayliss entered。
〃Lady Corstorphine desires to speak to you on the telephone; madam。〃
Half…way to the door Mrs。 Crocker paused; as if recalling something that had slipped her memory。
〃Is Mr。 James getting up; Bayliss?〃
〃I believe not; madam。 I am informed by one of the house…maids who passed his door a short time back that there were no sounds。〃
Mrs。 Crocker left the room。 Bayliss; preparing to follow her example; was arrested by an exclamation from the table。
〃Say!〃
His master's voice。
〃Say; Bayliss; e here a minute。 Want to ask you something。〃
The butler approached the table。 It seemed to him that his employer was not looking quite himself this morning。 There was something a trifle wild; a little haggard; about his expression。 He had remarked on it earlier in the morning in the Servants' Hall。
As a matter of fact; Mr。 Crocker's ailment was a perfectly simple one。 He was suffering from one of those acute spasms of home…sickness; which invariably racked him in the earlier Summer months。 Ever since his marriage five years previously and his simultaneous removal from his native land he had been a chronic victim to the plaint。 The symptoms grew less acute in Winter and Spring; but from May onward he suffered severely。
Poets have dealt feelingly with the emotions of practically every variety except one。 They have sung of Ruth; of Israel in bondage; of slaves pining for their native Africa; and of the miner's dream of home。 But the sorrows of the baseball bug; pelled by fate to live three thousand miles away from the Polo Grounds; have been neglected in song。 Bingley Crocker was such a one; and in Summer his agonies were awful。 He pined away in a country where they said 〃Well played; sir!〃 when they mean 〃'at…a…boy!〃
〃Bayliss; do you play cricket?〃
〃I am a little past the age; sir。 In my younger days 。 。 。〃
〃Do you understand it?〃
〃Yes; sir。 I frequently spend an afternoon at Lord's or the Oval when there is a good match。〃
Many who enjoyed a merely casual acquaintance with the butler would have looked on this as an astonishingly unexpected revelation of humanity in Bayliss; but Mr。 Crocker was not surprised。 To him; from the very beginning; Bayliss had been a man and a brother who was always willing to suspend his duties in order to answer questions dealing with the thousand and one problems which the social life of England presented。 Mr。 Crocker's mind had adjusted itself with difficulty to the niceties of class distinction: and; while he had cured himself of his early tendency to address the butler as 〃Bill;〃 he never failed to consult him as man to man in his moments of perplexity。 Bayliss was always eager to be of assistance。 He liked Mr。 Crocker。 True; his manner might have struck a more sensitive man than his employer as a shade too closely resembling that of an indulgent father towards a son who was not quite right in the head: but it had genuine affection in it。
Mr。 Crocker picked up his paper and folded it back at the sporting page; pointing with a stubby forefinger。
〃Well; what does all this mean? I've kept out of watching cricket since I landed in England; but yesterday they got the poison needle to work and took me off to see Surrey play Kent at that place Lord's where you say you go sometimes。〃
〃I was there yesterday; sir。 A very exciting game。〃
〃Exciting? How do you make that out? I sat in the bleachers all afternoon; waiting for something to break loose。 Doesn't anything ever happen at cricket?〃
The butler winced a little; but managed to smile a tolerant smile。 This man; he reflected; was but an American and as such more to be pitied than censured。 He endeavoured to explain。
〃It was a sticky wicket yesterday; sir; owing to the rain。〃
〃Eh?〃
〃The wicket was sticky; sir。〃
〃e again。〃
〃I mean that the reason why the game yesterday struck you as slow was that the wicketI should say the turfwas stickythat is to say wet。 Sticky is the technical term; sir。 When the wicket is sticky; the batsmen are obliged to exercise a great deal of caution; as the stickiness of the wicket enables the bowlers to make the ball turn more sharply in either direction as it strikes the turf than when the wicket is not sticky。〃
〃That's it; is it?〃
〃Yes; sir。〃
〃Thanks for telling me。〃
〃Not at all; sir。〃
Mr。 Crocker pointed to the paper。
〃Well; now; this seems to be the box…score of the game we saw yesterday。 If you can make sense out of that; go to it。〃
The passage on which his finger rested was headed 〃Final Score;〃 and ran as follows:
SURREY
First Innings
Hayward; c Wooley; b Carr 。。。。。。。 67 Hobbs; run out 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 0 Hayes; st Huish; b Fielder 。。。。。。 12 Ducat; b Fielder 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 33 Harrison; not out 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 11 Sandham; not out 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 6 Extras 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。 10
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